Kansas City Star – Crime Beat

In what continues to be a mayhem-riddled weekend, it appears that a crime of a very strange nature has taken place. Authorities are questioning members of the Liones crime family of Detroit regarding what witnesses are calling a blatant act of brutality. It is alleged that members of the crime family exhumed a recently deceased Native American tribal leader (as memorialized in last week’s New York Times) for the express purpose of emptying two clips from a 9mm handgun into him.

Investigators say that once finished the perpetrators then dumped the body back in its grave. One crime scene investigator at the grave site noted that they also discovered the carcass of a once thought to be fictitious bird, the ever elusive Jayhawk, in the grave with the doubly-deceased Kansas City Chief.

Stay tuned for further developments as the situation warrants…


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